Here's the deal people, STOP taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom, It's just gross. What is it with people doing that? Stop it! I want to see that about as much as I want to see photos of moose on alpaca porn! Okay, I do want to see that, but not the bathroom stuff.
It's not that I don't like that same photo of you, looking the exact same way at the mirror, with your hair the exact same way and just wearing a different outfit, I do. I love them. But I can't stop zooming in and analyzing the disturbing uncleanliness that appears peripherally in each of these photos. "Is that a tampon wrapper on the floor? Oh hell no!"
Various things in the shot ... Make-up caked on the counter, condom wrappers, glasses of milk turning into yogurt, cocaine. Stop it! Seriously, go into a room that's clean for crying out loud. You kind of lose yourself in the photo when just behind you is your cat taking a shit in the litter box.
I do understand how it all began. People needed to find a mirror to take that photo for their dating/fetish site profile and needed the camera or flash to cover up their face. As if that would stop anyone from identifying you with the tattoo of your own last name across your chest. Porn profile shot ... FAIL! "Is that my husband Jim"? You really can't ask him cause what would you say,
"Are you "Fuzzy Shoulders" on Housewives looking for some Stanky on their Down Low.com"? And don't look it up folks, it's not a real site. Not yet anyway. Should I copy write that? I know my audience.
And you really can't casually request to your friend or significant other, "Hey... yeah ...ummm ... mind taking a photo of me stripped down to this edible underwear with this bondage mask on my face? Oh ... and see if you can hold the chain on this leash while you take it. Thanks. I mean ... just for my facebook cover photo".
I think that makes my point. And please dear god, for all that is good in the world, flush the fucking toilet before you take the picture. Seriously? Who Does That?!.
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